• parents: you need to go out more
  • parents: you need to exercise more
  • parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
  • parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
  • parents: why are you getting angry

bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

(via pizza)

  • grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
  • me: no thanks grandma
  • grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

(via pizza)

syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

(via pizza)

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

(via pizza)

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(via pizza)

the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer

(via heartfulpenguin)